Plans

Plan A: Become a shark trainer. Buy a really sexy diving suit, learn how to swim, look up sharks on wikipedia.

Plan B: Make an adorable youtube video of two toddlers arguing. Buy a video camera, get two toddlers to argue, get 30 million views, get invited to Ellen Degeneres show, lie about living in your car. Live of Ellen money forever.

Plan C: Invent time travel. Copyright Apple logo before Apple. Watch the world burn.

Plan D: Get impregnated by Lil Wayne.

Plan E: Make a blog. Wait for someone to discover your absolute awesomeness and offer you 548638246783 billion dollars for a book deal.