It’s important to understand the most important thing you need to know about nail polish. It’s the shit.
The moment you decided to spend 10-15 minutes of your life applying it, and not to mention, another 15 minutes waiting for it to dry, you made a decision to say something about yourself.
So, without further ado.
50 shades of grey – Nope. There are actually three. The lightest shades say something like ”Hi, I like to pretend I go to the theatre and read Bukowski but I only google the plays and read about Bukowski on Wikipedia.” The medium level shades: ”I really do catch a play here and there but I also spend hours watching synchronised swimming on ESPN.” The darkest shades of grey: ”I know I spend too much time at the theatre but that’s only because I can, and also, I hate sports.”
Reds – The shades are always the most important thing. When it comes to red nail polish, the darker you go, the more expensive escort lady you are.
Most of bright rainbow colours – “I’m a stay at home mom and my 32 kids aren’t making me lose my edge.” or “Hi, I’m Melanie, I just saw this exact shade on weheartit.com, aaaaaaa it’s so cute!”
Purple – “I’d like to believe in God but I’d also like to appear smart and different among my friends. Plus, Jesus looks so hot on those pictures.”
White – ”My family is really poor and I want to become America’s Next Top Model”.
Black – “I’m a boss ass bitch.”
“I'm not telling you anything.“ D.S. 